The Vaults Of Fallout

(album: Random Encounters: Season 6 - 2016)

Welcome to Vault Sixty-Eight,
A place that could use a woman's touch.
One lady plus a thousand men to play with,
But it seems I may have played with them too much...

Please save me from Vault Forty-Three!
A panther's been put here by mistake!
It's wild and it's vicious, and thinks I smell delicious!
Good thing Vault tech's unlikely to break

So seal the door
And stay inside
'Til hope's no more
And all your dreams have died!

Yes, life in vaults
Is quite a curse,
But Vault-Tec tells us all
The fallout's surely worse!

Greetings, my Vault Dweller friends!
I'm king and commander of this vault!
You may say I'm just a lonely psycho,
But if I kill you, it's all the puppet's fault...

I'm Gary from Vault One-Oh-Eight.
That's Gary, also Gary. They're my clones.
There used to be non-Garies, but things got a little hairy...
Now I'm stuck here with these Garies all alone!

So seal the door
And lock it tight!
There's Ghouls galore
And ghastly things that bite!

We're safe from all
Nuclear assault!
So just surrender all your aspirations,
And embrace exasperation
With your newfound life inside a vault!

And the fallout's surely worse!