Baldi's Big Zoo

(album: Random Encounters: Season 9 - 2019)

This is a lion! Its likes to roar!
This is a tiger! It's tail is sore…
This hungry hippo would like some more,
And they're all in Baldi's Big Zoo!

This is a cheetah! It likes to run!
This little otter just loves the sun!
This is a lemur! It has a gun!
And they're all in Baldi's Big Zoo!

This is a parrot, and some can talk.
This is a panda eating bamboo stalks.
This is a…. uh… what is that?

This big bovine is a yak.
This wet chicken tends to quack.
This sea monster wants a snack,
And I will hug a moose!

This is a fish and this is a bird
And this is a tree and this is a turd
And this is a rock
Oh, this is absurd!

No punching students in the halls!
No picking noses in the halls!
No taking selfies in the halls!
There's no halls in Baldi's Big Zoo!

This is a tortoise; it has a shell.
This is a tyrannosaurus, as far as I can tell…
This abomination was made in Hell
-And they're all in Baldi's Zoo!