Jack Daniels, You Lied To Me Again

(album: 20 Comedy Hits - 1995)

You started talking soon as I sat down
Giving me tips on love
Saying how I was good-looking
The kind of guy most women were dreaming of
Then after just about an hour or so
You started pointing out the girls I should get to know
Sure enough, I thought I fell in love
You kept saying, "Go, man, go!"

But, Jack Daniel's, you lied to me again
(Yes, you did)
You told me that she was the greatest thing
That ever happened to a man
You said this was it, she was the one
And I'd still be in love when the morning comes
But, Jack Daniel's, you lied to me again
(Yes, you did)

I used to count on old Jim Beam
But he kept letting me down
He'd line me up with a rodeo queen
Next day, she'd be looking like a rodeo clown
Jose Cuervo couldn't find me a beauty
And Johnny Walker failed when he said he could
Yeah, all of you fellows are real smooth talkers
But your eyesight's not too good

But, Jack Daniel's, you lied to me again
(Yes, you did.)
You told me that she was the greatest thing
That ever happened to a man
You said this was it, she was the one
And I'd still be in love when the morning comes
But, Jack Daniel's, you lied to me again
(Yes, you did.)

I'm forgetting about wine, women and song
And the next time I go out, you ain't coming along

But, Jack Daniel's, you lied to me again
You told me that she was the greatest thing
That ever happened to a man
You said this was it, she was the one
And I'd still be in love when the morning comes
But, Jack Daniel's, you lied to me again
(Yes, you did.)