Well Did You Evah

(album: Swing When You're Winning - 2001)

[Robbie:]
I have heard among this clan
You are called the forgotten man

[Jon:]
Is that what they're sayin'?
Well, did you evah!
What a swell party this is!

[Robbie:]
And have you heard the story of
A boy, a girl, unrequited love?

[Jon:]
Sounds like pure soap opera

[Robbie:]
I may cry

[Jon]
Tune in tomorrow

What a swell party this is
What frails, what frocks

[Robbie:]
What broads

[Jon:]
What furs, what rocks

[Robbie:]
They're bootiful

[Jon:]
Why, I've never seen such gaiety

[Robbie:]
Neither have I!

[Jon:]
It's all just too, too risqué, really

[Robbie:]
This French champagne

[Jon:]
Domestic

[Robbie and Jon:]
So good for the brain

[Robbie:]
That's what I was gonna say!

[Jon:]
You know you're a brilliant fellow?

[Robbie:]
Why, thank you

[Jon:]
Pick up, Jack
Ah, please don't eat that glass, my friend
Have you heard about dear Blanche?
Got run down by an avalanche

[Robbie:]
No!

[Jon:]
Oh, don't worry
She's a game girl, you know
Got up and finished fourth

[Robbie:]
The kid's got guts

[Jon:]
Having a nice time?
Grab a line

[Robbie:]
Have you heard that Mimsy Star

[Jon:]
Oh, what now?

[Robbie:]
She got pinched in the Astor bar

[Jon:]
Slushed again, ey?

[Robbie:]
She was stoned!

[Jon:]
Well, did you evah?

[Robbie:]
Never!

[Robbie and Jon:]
What a swell party this is!

[Jon:]
Hey, check out that ass?

[Robbie:]
Ah, it's a lovely dress. Do you think I could talk her out of it?

[Robbie:]
It's great

[Jon:]
Ah, it's great

[Robbie:]
So grand

[Jon:]
So grand

[Jon and Robbie:]
It's wonderland!

[Jon:]
We sing

[Robbie:]
Oh, we sing

[Jon:]
So rare

[Robbie]
So rare

[Jon and Robbie:]
Like old Camembert
Like baba au rhum

[Jon:]
Ba, ba, ba bum!

[Robbie:]
Don't dig that kind of crooning, chum!

[Jon and Robbie:]
Have you heard?
It's in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party, a swell party, a swellegant, elegant party this is!

[Jon:]
I drink to your health

[Robbie:]
Nah! Let's drink to your wealth

[Jon:]
You're my bon ami

[Robbie:]
Hey, that's French!

[Jon:]
Liberty

[Jon and Robbie:]
Fraternity

Have you heard?
It's in the stars
Next July, we collide with Mars
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party, swell party, swellegant, elegant party this is!