Joe Biden No! (Nintendoverse)

I got hairy legs that turn, that... that turn, um, blond in the sun
And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down
So it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again, they looked at it
So I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap
And I've loved kids jumping on my lap

Joe Biden knows when your parents ain't home
Parked by your house with the feds on the phone
Break in your house when you're there all alone
Joe Biden no, Joe Biden no
Wake up inside of the Pentagon dome
Pedos are killing Arabs on a drone
Joe Biden enters wearing a dildo
Joe Biden no, Joe Biden, Joe Biden no

In the Nintendoverse
Is where I won't get hurt
I'm hiding from Joe Biden all night
Playing Nintendo, whoa
Biden can't tie me down
Or take me from mom and dad
Don't have to worry 'bout Joe Biden all night
I'm saying N-words when I'm on Nintendo

All these kids sitting f-home
I would like to see them go, get outside why don't you
Why, why don't you stop, play outside and we'll touch

Biden is coming near to me
Mom says you're scared, just get to sleep
You'll be fine
Joe can't get inside
Joe hiding under my bed every night
He's in the closet and ain't staying inside
Kids at around my age is what he likes
Ooh

In the Nintendoverse
I never get homework
I can eat candy all night
Playing Nintendo, whoa
There's no Joe Biden round
I'm finally safe and sound
Don't ever get my body touched by old guys
I'm dropping N-bombs when I'm on Nintendo

Eh, I, I'm gonna come see your uh school
I'm fuh, I'm gonna come out, park outside your uh school uh
Park outside your house sometime

Joe Biden knows when your parents ain't home
Take you away in his Air Force One
He'll keep you for his private gay little
Joe Biden, Joe Biden, Joe Biden, Joe
Wish mom and dad would protect me from Joe
Under the bed, would you check before you go?
What if they're in on it just for the dough?
Joe Biden knows, Joe Biden, Joe Biden no

In the Nintendoverse
Is where I won't get hurt
I'll be jumping on baddies all night
Saying the N-word, whoa
Biden can't tie me down
Or take me from mom and dad
I'll be playing Sonic Party all night
I'm saying N-words when I'm on Nintendo
I'm saying N-words when I'm on Nintendo