No, Never Yes

(album: Ultimate Storytime - 2016)

No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Never yes
But nevertheless
You never would guess
I never ever say it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Always no
You know, you know
It's how it goes
That's how I'm gonna play it
I'll stomp on your dreams, it seems
I'm terribly awful
Contemptibly vile
And so vexatious
I'll listen to your screams and
Subject you to my schemes until you
Come apart at the seams

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Gotta say
No way
No way
Not any day
I'll never be compliant
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
That's my jam,
It's who I am
No sir, no ma'am,
I'd rather be defiant
I'll crush all your hopes with nopes
I'm terribly awful
Contemptibly vile
And so vexatious
I'm gonna drive you wild and,
Infuse you all with doubt
I'm gonna make sure I can keep you out

[Terrence:]
What is going on, and... who are you?
Why is he singing at us in such an aggressive and threatening fashion?

[Thomas:]
That is Mister Contemptible, the meanest dude around.
And it turns out, this is his tree.

[Nicole:]
Then why did you tell us to climb it?!

[Terrence:]
And sleep under it?!

[Thomas:]
You know what... that was my bad.

[Jay:]
It's my tree
Yeah
It's mine, all mine!
I'm terribly awful
Redundantly evil
Nauseatingly foul
Contemptibly vile
And so vexatious
I'll lock away your dreams and
Subject you to my schemes and
I'm bursting at the seams
[*evil laugh*]