Adult

(album: I Blame The World - 2022)

I used to hope one day I'd be rich
But now I'm happy if I have somewhere to sit
Used to get drunk and wake up feeling refreshed
But now I have a drink and can't get out of bed

'Cause it finally hurts being hungover
But it's still not worse than being sober

Being an adult is fucking hard
I'm still holding on to my mom's credit card
No one ever told me growing up gets kinda lonely
Being an adult is fucking hard, it's fucking hard

I used to think by now I'd be a mom
Just turned twenty-six and I can barely feed my dog
I used to put down a Big Mac and some fries
Now just the thought of it will go straight to my thighs

Guess my body's finally moving slower
I'm regretting that tattoo on my shoulder

Being an adult is fucking hard
I'm still holding on to my mom's credit card
No one ever told me growing up gets kinda lonely
Being an adult is fucking hard, it's fucking hard

Yeah, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
I never thought I'd grow up so fast
But I'm hoping the best comes last

Being an adult is fucking hard
I'm still holding on to my mom's credit card
No one ever told me growing up gets kinda lonely
Being an adult is fucking hard (Fucking hard), it's fucking hard
It's fucking hard

I never thought I'd grow up so fast
But I'm hoping the best comes last