Midlife Crisis

(album: Midlife Crisis - 2023)

So how have you been?
I've been good
I kinda feel like I'm going through a midlife crisis
I can't stop buying cars, jewelry, you know, all that
How long have you been feeling like this?
I don't know, I think it's something about, man
When I turned forty, I just felt like
I'm getting older, I'm the youngest I'm ever gon' be
And, um, you know, just tryna enjoy the fruits of my labor

Big Slim, last of the giants
They say how I kept winnin'? I say 'cause I kept trying
What's next? I'm buying, where next? I'm flying
I know every day is precious, I'm just living instead of dying
Exercise my mind, I record my own grind
Told you Serve & Collect, so, yes, this all mine
I done put in my time, now I'm a mastermind
Still owned all my masters, y'all was doing time signed
Now you on the way down, my stock still going up
Black-owned like a grown man, bitch, rich as fuck
Still stuck at the top, so many tried to bring me down
But, look, I'm still up, look down, they still around

Why don't you have a wife?
Uh, I'll never say never, but I really can't see that in my future
I feel like, I don't know, I like options
Seems like you have a lot of people that disagree with your lifestyle
How do you feel about that?
I disagree with a lot of people lifestyle myself, so
I think if everybody minded they business, everybody'd be happy

Next time you talk down on me, look up, nigga
That pretty bitch you with, I done fucked, nigga
Getting left in the dust, you look stuck, nigga
'Cause of fuck niggas like you, I don't trust niggas
Four-four bust niggas, tryna hate on my name
When you was with me, you was shining, now you broke and lame
Can't complain, man, God guard my path
Hard to get mad when bad bitches giving me bubble baths
The past done passed, so I'ma smash in the fast lane
Staying focused, making sure I don't crash, man
First, not last, man, had to change my last name
'Cause I'm a grown man, Big Slim running things

How many cars do you have?
Man, it's really like a collection, you know what I'm sayin'?
I got a car from every decade from the '50s up
And that's just what I did, you know, over the years, I just accumulated a lot
Probably up to twenty now
Twenty cars?
Twenty right now
You know, it seem like a lot, but
I only bought like one or two a year, so
It just adds up