Conservative Christian, Right-Wing Republican, Straight, White, American Males

(album: East Nashville Skyline - 2004)

Conservative Christian, right wing Republican
Straight, white, American males
Gay bashing, black fearing
Poor fighting, tree killing
Regional leaders of sales
Frat housing, keg tapping
Shirt tucking, back slapping
Haters of hippies like me
Tree hugging, peace loving
Pot smoking, porn watching
Lazy-ass hippies like me

Tree hugging, love making
Pro choicing, gay wedding
Widespread digging hippies like me
Skin color-blinded
Conspiracy-minded
Protestors of corporate greed
We who have nothing and most likely will 'til
We all wind up locked up in jails
By conservative Christian, right wing Republican
Straight, white, American males

Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls
Living together in two separate worlds
Following leaders up mountains of shame
Looking for someone to blame

Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls
Living together in two separate worlds
Following leaders up mountains of shame
Looking for someone to blame
I know who I like to blame

Conservative Christian, right wing Republican
Straight, white, American males
Soul saving, flag waving
Rush loving, land paving
Personal friends to the Quayles
Quite diligently working so hard to keep
The free reins of this democracy
From tree hugging, peace loving
Pot smoking, barefooting
Folk-singing hippies like me

Tree hugging, peace loving
Pot smoking, porn watching
Lazy-ass hippies like me