How To Kiss

(album: Barstool Confessions - 2023)

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Hey yeah

She says that chivalry ain't dead
He brings her breakfast in the morning
I see her bragging to her girlfriends
Ah damn, what a man
He always has the dinner served
And he always lets her finish first
Yeah, he treats her like a queen deserves
Ah damn, what a man

I ain't crying but u know that I'd be lying if I said I wasn't just a little hurt
Just a little hurt
'Cause for five long years I'm the one that got the tears after putting in the work

She may not thank me now
But she's gon' thank me later
For that naughty oh my god bedroom behavior
So when he pulls her in
Hands up on her hips
She's still gonna taste me on his lips
'Cause I taught him how to kiss

I bet he's giving her the best of me
'Cause I gave him all the recipes
Y'know I really left a legacy, yeah

And I'll gladly say "you're welcome" for the many ways I helped him make her happy at night
Happy at night
Yeah, okay, I went and said it, I'ma take all of the credit for how he treat her right

She may not thank me now
But she's gon' thank me later
For that naughty oh my god bedroom behavior
So when he pulls her in
Hands up on her hips
She's still gonna taste me on his lips
'Cause I taught him how to kiss

No, I ain't bitter
But just try to understand
I taught him how to kiss
Somebody gets the boy
So someone else can get the man
No, I ain't bitter
No, I ain't bitter
But just try to understand
Somebody gets the boy
So someone else can get the man

Look how cute they are, sitting in a tree
Thanks to me
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
No

She may not thank me now
But she's gon' thank me later
You're welcome, you're welcome
For that naughty oh my god bedroom behavior
So when he pulls her in
Hands up on her hips
Up on her hips
She's still gonna taste me on his lips
'Cause I taught him how to kiss

No, I ain't bitter
But just try to understand
I taught him how to kiss
Somebody gets the boy
So someone else can get the man
No, I ain't bitter
But just try to understand
Somebody gets the boy
So someone else can get the man

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