She's On The Rag (Alternate Version) (iTunes Bonus Track)

(album: All You Can Eat - 2014)

I was 12 years old and never been laid,
I wanted to go to a party one day,
But my mom said fuck that in the A,
Go do your spelling and your algebra

I couldn't understand the reason,
She threw a cock block on the boy,
Then I remembered that she was a woman,
And that time of the month never seemed to coincide with joy

So I snuck out the back, went anyway,
Bitch ain't gonna fucking ruin my day,
Just because she's on the rag,
She's on the rag
She's on the rag

I was hanging out chilling in a public pool,
With my two-tone OP's feeling cool,
I looked at the shallow end and what did I see,
More blood than a scene on jaws 3D,

The waters getting dark and cloudy,
Little kids trying to swim away,
Teen girl smack in the middle,
Sharing all the all the joys of menstruation on an august day

Now she's mad at her mom,
Hates her dad,
For never telling her about Maxi Pads,
The whole pool knows she's on the rag,
She's on the rag
She's on the rag

She's on the rag,
And it's ruining her fucking day,
Messing up her summers eve,
Too bad she couldn't get spayed

Does anybody ever really need to know,
When the girl next to you is getting menstrual flow,
If you still get the giggles 'bout blood below,
It's about fucking time that you started to grow

Cause you'd be kicking the dog,
Kicking the cat,
Eating ice cream and getting real fat!
That's how you deal with, being on the rag,
Being on the rag
Being on the rag