Asslete

(album: Don't Be A Dick - 2011)

I used to love Barry Bonds
Take one swing and it's gone
But as time went by and he grew in size
My respect level slowly dropped

I like Euro M.L.S.
Their playing level is the best
But all the acting, lying, bullshit and crying
Remind me of what I detest

They come on scene and show their white horse and their squeaky clean self
They'd best watch out for the media's social guillotine

You can cheat, you can lie, you can win or not try, but you can't be a good guy in sports
All the pills, thrills, and attempted kills make a hero's date in court

I really liked Tiger Woods
He is all well and good
He is clean, lean, a golf machine
But in the end he's just another horny bloke

I like Allan Iverson
Short, corn rowed, and fun
But he found his wife messing with another guy
And they found him near the guy with a gun

They come on scene and show their white horse and their squeaky clean self
They'd best watch out for the media's social guillotine

You can cheat, you can lie, you can win or not try, but you can't be a good guy in sports
All the pills, thrills, and attempted kills make a hero's date in court
You can cheat, you can lie, you can win or not try, but you can't be a good guy in sports
All the pills, thrills, and attempted kills make a hero's date in court

Asslete
That's what you are
Killing all the kids in your fancy car
Asslete
That's what you are
Running over kids in your fancy car

You can cheat, you can lie, you can win or not try, but you can't be a good guy in sports
All the pills, thrills, and attempted kills make a hero's date in court