cave women

(album: Post-Apocalypto - 2018)

[Cave Woman:] Weary travelers!
[KG:] Hello?
[Cave Woman:] Hello!
[KG:] Who goes there?
[Cave Woman:] We are the clan… of the cave bear women
[KG:] What?
[Cave Woman:] We see you there. Drink not of that fountain… of filth!
[KG:] Wh
[Cave Woman:] It be the sewage… of the drain
[KG:] Sewage!?
[Cave Woman:] Come with us
[KG:] Fuck…
[Cave Woman:] We shall offer you the water from the purest springs… come follow us
[KG:] Ah!
[JB:] Thank you. Oh my god…
[KG:] Dude, that's so insane. Man…
[JB:] Dude, human beings!
[KG:] I can't believe it!
[JB:] We found human beings! Follow her, follow her…
[KG:] I know… she's kind of hot too…
[JB:] C'mon… Kyle… please…
[KB:] No! I'm just saying…
[JB:] Some respect…
[KB:] Okay, yeah, yes
[Cave Woman:] We've prepared for you meals… and then we suggest you rest. Your weary souls must be tired
[KG:] Oh… we are so tired
[JB:] Thank you so much… Oh, I'm so fucking tired dude. You know what, I'mma… I'mma take her up on that offer and take a…
[KG:] Yeah…
[JB:] Take a quick power snooze…
[KG:] Ah… I'm tired…

[JB:] Oh dude, I had the best dream…
[KG:] Oh yeah?
[JB:] Yeah…
[KG:] What was it?
[JB:] Some beautiful woman was giving me a beej…
[JB:] Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho…
[JB:] Oh my god… Oh my god! That's no dream! It's happening… ho, hello, um… hi… that's a pleasant surprise… that feels good… I do not know… um… can you stop stop for a second? I'm sorry, I'm feeling a little…