Bored Housewife

(album: One More Megabyte - 1997)

He tells me, we're happy, he could never guess
He's a berk, while he's at work, she's an adulteress

And she's a

Bored, bored housewife in the cul-de-sac
Bored, bored housewife she's a nymphomaniac
Bored, bored housewife a floozy in fact very...
Bored

It don't hurt, don't hurt, to have a flirt
But she's a jeze-b-b-b-bel

Yes she's a

Bored, bored housewife a floozy in fact really...

She's a randy swine who swears
"I don't have clandestine affairs"
I'm bored, bored, bored, bored, bored!

He's a prat, we know that
His missus is his missus is a whore

Bored, bored housewife in the cul-de-sac
Bored, bored housewife she's a nymphomaniac
Bored, bored housewife a floozy in fact very...

"Come up and see me sometime"

Bored, bored housewife in the cul-de-sac
Bored, bored housewife she's a nymphomaniac
Bored, bored housewife a floozy in fact very...
Bored