My Baby Is A Battleaxe

(album: Anniversary Anthems - 2000)

I gets me a night cap
She says gee, I feel crap
I shouts Oi! what's up?
Ya stink, I think yer drinking too much

She's gone, Yippee!
I turn on, the TV
But there's a snag, coz she's a bag
She's back to nag and torment me

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Iddlely aye ay, iddley aye oh
She makes me cringe, she makes me scream
Iddeley aye oh, iddley aye ay
How comes my missus is so mean
She's obscene

She says get, yer hair cut
She won't let me have a hairy nut
Complains, about nowt, no brains, insane
She's a strain a pain I could do without (Without)

[Chorus]

Distressed, I feel blue
You've guessed it's all down to you
My baby is a battleaxe and now there's nuthing I can do
My baby is a battleaxe and now there's nuthing I can do
My baby is a battleaxe and now there's nuthing I can do
My baby is a battleaxe and now there's nuthing I can do

[Chorus]