Cheatin' Chick Form China

(album: Our Last Album? - 2004)

Sitting in the hot wok takeaway
Every single thing has gone wrong from that day
"I like English man" said she
Cor! I thought free chop suey?

When I was sitting in the got wok
What a shock I got, didn't I, ay

Sitting in the hot wok, she wooed me
She was gonna make a mockery of me
Bamboozled by a Chinese bint
She milked me dry and left me skint

In a Peking penthouse pad
With the bank account I once had
She knew it but I didn't know that
I'd end up in a council flat

Tricked and sick, why did he pick a chick
When she's a cheating chick from China

Sitting in the hot wok penniless
She got me in an oriental mess
I fell for, a bird so bad
That Hong Kong whore took all I had

In a Peking penthouse pad
With the bank account I once had
She knew it but I didn't know that
I'd end up in a council flat

In a Peking penthouse pad
With the bank account I once had
She knew it but I didn't know that
I'd end up in a council flat

Tricked and sick, why did he pick a chick
When she's a cheating chick from China

Flat broke... I was in a fix
By a bit o' skirt with chopsticks
For a little eastern crumpet
I was left 10 grand in debt

In a Peking penthouse pad
With the bank account I once had
She knew it but I didn't know that
I'd end up in a council flat

Tricked and sick, why did he pick a chick
When she's a cheating chick from China