Benny The Boxer

(album: Episode XIII - 2019)

Way back then, she met Ben
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He's a dumb, boxing bum
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He nuts bus conductors
Slaps shop keepers too

She's a mug, he's a thug
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There's no doubt, he won nowt
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He beat Henry Cooper
But we saw no trophies
When we were around Benny's

BBBBBB-Benny the boxer
Hey hey hey
BBBBBB-Benny the b
Benny the b
Benny the boxer

Boxing skill
He's got nil
He can't box
It's bollocks

He fought Frank Bruno
But we know it ain't so
Coz he's just a yobbo

BBBBBB-Benny the boxer
Hey hey hey
BBBBBB-Benny the b
Benny the b
Benny the boxer

She left him, things got grim
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He got dumped, she got thumped
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He beat Henry Cooper
But we saw no trophies
When we were around Benny's

BBBBBB-Benny the boxer
Hey hey hey
BBBBBB-Benny the b
Benny the b
Benny the boxer

BBBBBB-Benny the boxer
Hey hey hey
BBBBBB-Benny the b
Benny the b
Benny the boxer

Way back then she met Benny