Smooth Enderman

It's late at night and I'm playing Minecraft
As I usually do
Avoiding mobs as I search for diamonds
And expensive jewels
I'm a veteran I play this blocky game
You can't surprise me with nothing new
But this enderman I see is in front of me
Is breaking all the ender rules

Oooo
I should be terrified but
Oooo
He's got me hypnotized and
Oooo
There's something awfully different
'Cause this enderman

He's calm he's cool
Got music in his veins
His purple eyes
Are covered up in shades
The bright moon shines
Like a spotlight on his stage
As he lifts his saxophone and plays

I stare at his performance as the green trees all around
Start shaking to force of something pounding on the ground
Getting louder more intense till I can finally see
It's all the mobs who came to party dance and sing
While getting down to the ender beat
All night like

Oooo
I should be terrified but
Oooo
He's got us hypnotized and
Oooo
There's something awfully different
'Cause this enderman

He's calm he's cool
Got music in his veins
His purple eyes
Are covered up in shades
The bright moon shines
Like a spotlight on his stage
As he lifts his saxophone and plays

This Minecraft monster mash goes all night
We're dancing and we're doing it right
For no reason except this smooth enderman on the stage
As he lifts his saxophone and plays

Smooth enderman
Oooh
Yeah
Smooth enderman