Coming To Your Town

(album: The Night Before Christmas - 2020)

I'mma lay down to sleep I can't wait till he come
I've been waiting all year, I want three BB guns
The Red Ryder with the compass and stock that's the one
I told Santa my list I hope he has begun
A baseball with a baseball bat
Football and a race-car track
Two s'mores and Connect Four with the tour store that are pushed far back
Lightsaber with the push-button it'll make everybody get all back
Hoverboard with the light show and the bluetooth, did you get all that?
Skeletor plus Lion-O from Thundercat
Cortez and the Chuck T's, no skinny jeans don't wear that shit
20 pounds of Purell and 20 pounds of TP please
Could you make it that Charmin cause the other stuff I tear that shit
10 Gs and TVs 55' inch
Xbox with the new tricks plus a new whip I could ride in
A waterbed when I get home when the pussy wet I dive in
Jump in and disappear they never know where I'm hiding

Krampus Claus is coming to your town
Here he come with the reindeer off Henny
Take it all then disappear up chimney
Even the tree it's not too many
And then right back in the sleigh off that Rémy

Krampus Claus is coming to your town
Here he come with the reindeer off Henny
Take it all then disappear up chimney
Even the tree it's not too many
And then right back in the sleigh off that Rémy

I got no hover-board with that bluetooth
(What did you get?)
Bitch I got doodoo
Told him I want Netflix and a hook-up with Hulu
And a part two signed copy of Twisted Insane-Voodoo
Couldn't even get me that
Not even the fucking bat
I was good all fucking year
Now I'm finna turn into that blat-blat-blat
Roll up at the North Pole with a mini-MAC
Everybody finna die, time for you elves to get wrapped
That's that
Little Oompa Loompas all run to the back
I don't wanna hear bullshit, bitch where the fuck's my bat?
Get your husband out 'fore I make the whole crowd go splat
Payback
Hurry up, then where the fuck's he at?
(Where the fuck's he at!?)
I ain't never had no love from him
It's just like him telling me to go to hell
He's not even here at his house
Now I'mma have to murder all these elves
Cut em all up into one inch, pieces
For the gumbo pot
A little bit of my feces and sneezes from dumblesnot
Thought about it all year now I'm playing out of my jumbo plot
Krampus they gon all know my name
Just fucking watch

Krampus Claus is coming to your town
Here he come with the reindeer off Henny
Take it all then disappear up chimney
Even the tree it's not too many
And then right back in the sleigh off that Rémy

Krampus Claus is coming to your town
Here he come with the reindeer off Henny
Take it all then disappear up chimney
Even the tree it's not too many
And then right back in the sleigh off that Rémy