Appreciate My Honesty

(album: Internet Dating Superstuds - 2002)

I used to take you out nearly every night
Acting interested in everything you like
Painfully pretending you were everything I wanted

Now I've gotten comfortable enough to be
A whole lot more like me around you
Please appreciate my honesty

I'm so glad that I can lay around, hand in pants
Without a chance of disappointing you
Never listening, or helping except for a critique or two

Now I've gotten comfortable enough to be
A whole lot more like me around you
Please appreciate my honesty
Appreciate my honesty

I'm so happy that we've gotten past the lies
If you don't believe me start again with any other guy
They'll be nice and really try
But soon like me they'll realize:
That it's a lie

Over time I've let myself go
But I'm not going to let you go
Unless you want to go and pick me up
Some food or something nice

Now I've gotten comfortable enough to be
A whole lot more like me around you
Please appreciate my honesty
Now I've gotten comfortable enough to be
A whole lot more like me around you
Please appreciate my honesty
Appreciate my honesty