TV Mama

(album: Rich White Honky Blues - 2022)

I was in my bed sleeping
Oh boy, what a dream
I was in my bed sleeping
Oh boy, what a dream
I was dreaming 'bout my TV mama
The one with the big white screen

She got great big eyes and little bitty feets
And in the way, she's so nice and neat
She's my TV mama
One with a big white screen

Every time that woman loved me, man she sure makes me cream
I mean like a milkshake

She did hit like candy
Boy that really gorgeous sweets
I love her from head down to her little bitty feets
She's my TV mama
One with a big white screen

I must be having one of them wet dreams
I just got rolling and tumbling
Talking all out of my head
I just rolling and tumbling
Talking all out of my head
And when my baby shook me
Man I feel right out the bed

She's my TV mama
One with a big white screen
She's my TV mama
One with a big white screen
Every time she loves me
Man she makes me cream