Big Barking (Skit)

(album: Weapons Of Mass Destruction - 2004)

[DeRay Davis, answering machine:]
New message, Wednesday, 7:52 PM
Man, I figured your bitch ass wasn't gon' answer this motherfucking phone, nigga
What the fuck is this bullshit, nigga?
I see you in the street, I swear to God, nigga, I'ma fucking murk yo' ass, nigga
Out here with all this fucking hard shit, nigga
I don't give a fuck where the fuck I see you at
Getting your fucking funky ass hair braided
Wherever the fuck you gon' be at, nigga
I'm coming to see you, nigga
If I gotta see niggas before I get to you, that's how the fuck it's gon' go down, nigga
I'm putting motherfuckers in the grave
You need to keep a little dirt in your motherfucking pocket so you could spread the shit on yourself when it's over
I ain't playing no motherfucking games, nigga
This all me, by my motherfucking self
This ain't no motherfucking game, nigga
You see me, nigga, I'm an army by myself, nigga
I pledge a-motherfuckin'-llegience to me
I catch you, I'm killing yo' ass, motherfucker
Show up at your motherfucking funeral, make sure it's over, nigga
Dig you up, kill you again, bitch
This ain't no motherfucking game
You answer this fucking phone next time