Slow Ride

(album: Licensed To Ill - 1986)

They got a committee to get me off the block
'Cause I say my rhymes loud and I say 'em nonstop
Because being bad news is what we're all about
We went to White Castle and we got thrown out
I got my boy Mike D. I got the King Adrock I got the jammy with the ammo inside my sock
I shot homeboy but the bullet was a dud
So I reached in the Miller cooler grabbed a cool Bud

Slow riding, gun hiding on the go
I'm fly like an eagle and I drink Old Crow
I'm the king of the classroom cooling in the back
My teacher had beef so I gave her a smack
She chased me out of class she was strapped with a ruler
Went to the bathroom rolled myself a wooler
With bottle in hand at the microphone stand
A. yo homeboy what you drinking man

I got money, I got juice
I got to the party and I got loose
I got rhythms, I got rhymes
I got the girlies with the Def behinds
I got ill, I got busted
I got dust and I got dusted
I got gold, I got funky
I got the new dance they call the Brass Monkey

Because I'm hard hitting always biten cool as hell
I got trees on my mirror so my car won't smell
Sitting around the house getting high and watching tube
Eating Colonel's chicken drinking Heineken brew
I'm a gangster, I'm a prankster I'm the king of the Ave.
I'm hated, confrontated for the juice that I have
All the fly ladies are making a fuss
But I can't pay attention 'cause I'm on that dust