Bulldagger Stole My Bitch

(album: Shake A Lil' Somethin' - 1996)

[Note:] Brother Marquis does all the verses

[Shari Lewis]
Come ... give us a little kiss ...
let me make it better.
[Dolemite]
These rotten ass bitches is gonna fucking wanna know!

[Verse 1]
I met this bitch at a hip-hop disco
A club full of divas in San Francisco
I asked her name, the bitch said Shirley
I asked her for some pussy, she said "I like girlies."
"What that mean, hoe, that I can't have it?"
She said, "Nigga, recognize I'm a female faggot!"
You triflin'-ass bitches know that shit ain't right
Stinkin'-ass dyke, put some dick in your life
'Cause we know where the nose goes in the nymphos
Playing with dildos and finger-fucking booty holes
Belly to belly, skin to skin
Fucking like hell, but ain't no dick going in
If they like pussy that much, then let me fuck it
Stick it in, take it out, and let 'em suck it
But they game is strong and they tongue is long
A bulldagger beat and got yo' bitch and gone!

[Chorus: Brother Marquis and Mr.Mixx]
A bulldagger done stole my bitch
She'd rather suck pussy, she don't want no dick!
A bulldagger done stole MY bitch!
Bitch told me she don't want no dick!
A bulldagger done stole my bitch
She'd rather eat pussy than suck a nigga' dick!
A bulldagger done stole MY bitch!
Fuck y'all hoes, y'all hoes ain't shit!

[Verse 2:]
Bulldaggers come in all shapes, sizes and colors
A bitch that eat pussy makes a good dick-sucker
Never kiss a bulldagger hoe in the mouth
It smells like shit from all the ass she got
Freaky hoes got them tendencies
Why go that way, bitch, when you can get these?
Some girls'll do it, some girls don't
A bulldagging hoe will do what your boyfriend won't
A bulldagger is the worst kind of player hater
'Cause niggas still fuck 'em, that's why they can't fade us
Saying they strictly dickly, but that ain't true
A bulldagger got more bitches than me and you
Now bulldaggers, you know they don't play fair
They get all the pussy, and they don't share
But they game is strong and they tongue is long
A bulldagger beat and got yo' bitch and gone!

[Chorus]

[Verse 3:]
I hate bulldagging hoes with a passion
You motherfucking right a nigga gave bashing
You bitches need to get that gay shit off your mind
Sucking 'em up, that's sick, I dick 'em down at night
Licking clits, sucking titties, and playing with kitties
And sophisticated dykes'll treat a nigga shitty
I can't understand how a bitch with class
Would have another hoe's name tattooed on her ass
Spitting at my hoes but they can't be chose
Because BITCH, my pussy's bought and paid fo'!
Now you motherfucking dykes ain't got no shame
French-kissing, holding hands like it ain't no thing
Your game is working, but I got the last virgin
You doing the slurping while I'm doing the serving
But they game is strong and they tongue is long
A bulldagger beat and got yo' bitch and gone!

[Chorus]

[Woman]
Naw, mu'fucker. You trying to blow my game?
My bitches said something to you, my shit just won't be the same,
motherfucker, n' I can't have that!!

[Outro]
Yeah, Mr. Mixx and Brother Marquis representing,
straight up on the down south tip! For the 9-5 shot!
You know we talking 'bout they raggedy ass,
nigga, ain't no motherfucking thang, 'knamsayin'?
Don't nobody say 'nything personal,
come on, girl, y'know?
Boys back up at that ass!
One time for the bottom!
You know how they do it.