Honky Tonk Parade

Here comes Leroy Johnson in his shiny red corvette
Full of expectations for a night he won't forget
Followed by Moose Carson and his tricked out Chevrolet
Showin off those new chrome rims he had put on today
And behind him there must be a hundred more cars on their way

As the eagle fly, drive by, happens every Friday night honky tonk parade
No marching bands, no Disneyland, no Flower covered floats
No Spiderman, no superman, No Snoopy on a rope
Just daisy dukes, t-shirt and boots, its a red-neck masquerade
As the eagle fly, drive by, happens every Friday night honky tonk parade

Stella's got her top down, on her GTO
She still says the fast lane is the only way to go
And not to far behind her is Miss Miley's second ex
He always hits the wall with every second chance he gets
Round turn four, the end one must slow motion NASCAR race
As the eagle fly, drive by, happens every Friday night honky tonk parade

No marching bands, no Disneyland, no flower covered floats
No Spiderman, no superman, no Snoopy on a rope
Just daisy dukes, t-shirt and boots, it's a red-neck masquerade
Have the eagle fly, drive by, happens every Friday night honky tonk parade
Oh, take it now

No marching bands, no Disneyland, no Flower covered floats
No Spiderman, No Superman, No Snoopy on a rope
Just daisy dukes, T-shirt and boots, its a red-neck masquerade
Have the eagle fly, drive by, happens every Friday night honky tonk parade