Captain Sir Ringe

(album: Faith Fate Hope - 2014)

Left, left, left, right, left
Left, left, left, right, left
Left, left, left, right, left
Left, left, left, right, left
Left, left, left, right, left
Left, left, left, right, left
Left, left, left, right, left
Left, right, left (ten hut)

Now then, do I have your attention?
Sir yes sir
Louder
Sir yes sir
Much better
Now let me make one thing clear
You will do and say exactly as I please
Sir yes sir
Call me Captain Sir Ringe

Man my life fucking sucks (fucking sucks)
Everyone here is having so much fun
Here I am just, well

Man I'm supposed to feel I should have the time of my life
I'm at a party but I feel like I'm just tired of life
And everybody that's around me is always higher than kites
With a vice
Like here's some ice and puge, try it it's nice (hey!)
Well thank you for the offer, I don't mean to offend you
But you see it's just drugs are something I'd never tend to
Contemplate of ever taking
Well you're here at the venue
Who are you?
Captain Ringe and I've come to the rescue
Some come and take a walk with me, we'll go to the restroom
For a one way trip that'd you love to attend to
You see I can protect you with this treat on the menu
These other dudes are smoking, but you should inject dude
I'm really quite flattered and don't think I'm offensive
But I'm afraid the answers no so if you'd show me the exit
Bro I'm only trying to help you, can you actually see?
I guess you're right, it's just one hit, well how bad could it be?

It's you, and only you
Everybody else just didn't show up so come on
Just take a hit, just take a hit from the syringe
Some people even know me as rock or even ice
Or crystal methamphetamine
Just take a hit, just take a hit
And call me Captain Sir Ringe

Had a little bit of this and a little bit of that
Then smile cause you're on your way to wonder land
Mike you again from back at the party
What you mean? It's just begun so grab the pack of Bacardi's
I'm your buddy right?
I guess
And buddies help you so fun things
So take this fucking needle that I have through your blood stream
Just stick it in?
Yup
Find the vein and then jab it?
Ah ha
Where's the needle from?
Just from you mom's medical cabinet, she won't notice now
Just hurry inject it
I'm scared I'll infect it
Do it pussy and the pun is intended
Ok ok
See, now isn't that better?
I'll brighten up your days like I'm the sun in bad weather
Sir Ringe I feel funny, and I hear my heart beating
From scratching all the bugs under my skin, my arms bleeding
I wanna start screaming, punch walls and spark beef
With my local church and axe the head off of archdioceses
Unleash then, it's easy dip into the deep end
My buddy names ardowen will come fix you up this weekend
Cause I am the only friend of reason, whose seen it
Who's been right by your side, because it is and it's always been

It's you, and only you
Everybody else just didn't show up so come on
Just take a hit, just take a hit from the syringe
Some people even know me as rock or even ice
Or crystal methamphetamine
Just take a hit, just take a hit
And call me Captain Sir Ringe

Cut the bull and ride the rodeo
Then you can dance with the devil on this doe ce doe
The only difference is we don't wear Prada
But I'll still have you singing la de da da
You see it's you, oh goodness me it's only you
I'll steal you wallet, then your soul, then you family too
Now we can do this the easy and maybe the nice way
Or I'll sink your relationships with tidal waves
Oh can I get that stove
Can I get that spoon
I'm like shock
Can I smoke you up like cigars?
Can you make me lock out my jaw?
Can you give me high? Give me low?
Can you get me out of this dome?
Listen kid, I'll make you feel however happy you want
See I'm the type of dude the purposely get under you skin
No literally, I'll make you dig your nails three layers in
And when I'm done I'll spit you out and to the next I'll move on
So here we go, what's the words? Everyone, sing along

It's you, and only you
Everybody else just didn't show up so come on
Just take a hit, just take a hit from the syringe
Some people even know me as rock or even ice
Crystal methamphetamine (ha ha ha ha)
Just take a hit, just take a hit
And call me Captain Sir Ringe

Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Don't you see? It's you
It's always been you, it's only you
Only you, only you, only you, only you
Only you, only you, only you, only you
And call me Captain Sir Ringe