Bmike Be Mine

(album: Faith Fate Hope - 2014)

Oh my god
Just do it
Becky I'm so nervous
Just fucking call him
I'm calling, I'm calling
Here we go
Oh my god
Bmike pick up
Hello
Mike, oh my god, how are you? It's so good to hear your voice
Uhh who is this
You know who this is silly
I have no idea who...
I just wanna say I'm not like those other girls

Bmike Bmike oh please be mine (hell no)
Bitch I don't even know what your name is
Cause Bmike Bmike you're oh so fine (hell no)
Say what I ain't even got that famous
If you think I'm joking your heart will soon be broken
Cause I will never be your boyfriend
Bmike Bmike just please be mine (no no)
Bmike Bmike, Bmike Bmike

See in highschool nobody gave a damn that I rapped
Used to laugh at my senses while they sat in the back
And every holler-at-her chick was a mabus fickle or trash
And if I dared to say hello we'd just giggle and laugh
But then a couple years passed now I've got a little buzz
And a few of those girls want some kisses and hugs
I was chilling up on Facebook, this chick from grade A2
Had the liberty to text me shoulda seen how my face looked
She said: "Michael oh my god it's been ages
Everywhere I look now plop there your name is
Look, I was a bitch in highschool but I've been hopeful
[?] movie night you and I will watch the notebook"
Now hold on just a minute cause to me that's quite amusing
Oh and I asked you to come see Twilight at the movies
"Mike oh my god, please!" "No bitch beat it!
And how'd you get my number?! After this message delete it."

Bmike Bmike oh please be mine (hell no)
Bitch I don't even know what your name is
Cause Bmike Bmike you're oh so fine (hell no)
Say what I ain't even got that famous
If you think I'm joking your heart will soon be broken
Cause I will never be your boyfriend
Bmike Bmike just please be mine (no no)
Bmike Bmike, Bmike Bmike

So after that I met a chick I was hoping was better
A reenter girl fell in love the moment I met her
Until she said "Mike I think it's time you finally met my father (no way) please"
Fine but I really can't be bothered
He said: "Hello Mr Bmike my name is Mr Nidel
I sincerely hope you love my daughter just like I do
It's very nice to meet you and I know you're in a hurry
But before you take my daughter you just need to eat my curry"
So I agree to eat his curry in return for consent
To date his daughter and it meant that I would earn his respect
But when I smelt and saw those spices that I saw were intense
My ass nearly lit on fire because it burned from the scent
And all it took was one spoon and my appetite is spoiled
Sweating like a motherfucker sitting on his toilet (oh my oh my oh dear)
So you like the curry, yes, hell no I'm out of here

Bmike Bmike oh please be mine (hell no)
Bitch I don't even know what your name is
Cause Bmike Bmike you're oh so fine (hell no)
Say what I ain't even got that famous
If you think I'm joking your heart will soon be broken
Cause I will never be your boyfriend
Bmike Bmike just please be mine (no no)
Bmike Bmike, Bmike Bmike

So I don't wanna get to know ya even if I have to pay
Especially when you got some funky throwing up in your vajayjay
What he needs what's up (what's up)
Got yo nigga in the cut (god daym)
What he needs what's up (what's up)
Got yo nigga in the cut (god daym)

Bmike Bmike oh please be mine (hell no)
Bitch I don't even know what your name is
Cause Bmike Bmike you're oh so fine (hell no)
Say what I ain't even got that famous
If you think I'm joking your heart will soon be broken
Cause I will never be your boyfriend
Bmike Bmike just please be mine (no no)
Bmike Bmike, Bmike Bmike

You ain't gonna do me like that man
You don't wanna date me in highschool and now you inviting me over for movies?
Fuck outta here with that cover shit
Can watch that notebook with your punk-ass self, bitch I made the notebook...
But what about me? I made you curry

Please be mine