If A Man Answers

If a man answers your phone when I call
Ooh... there's gonna be some screaming
And that ain't all
'cause if I'm here calling you
Then who's the who I'm talking to?

Why any fool could see
That for sure it ain't me
So, if a man answers your phone
Then, honey we're through!

Now... everything between us used to be fine
Till I became a third party
Where there ain't no party line
Ya hear me talking...

Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again
Ooh... and there better be a soprano
On the other end
'cause if the voice is baritone
When you told me you'd be home alone.

Well... then I'm wasting my time
A-not to mention my dime
So, if a man answers your phone
Then, honey I'm gone!

Now... everything between us used to be fine
Till I became a third party
Where there ain't no party line
Ya hear me talking...

Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again
Ooooh... and there better be a soprano
On the other end
'cause if the voice is baritone
When you told me you'd be home alone.

Well... I'm wasting my time
Not to mention my dime
So, if a man answers your phone
Then, honey I'm gone!