Evil All Over The World (Vinyl Bonus Track)

(album: Fishin' For Woos - 2011)

A sweetheart in Atlanta, Georgia
Screw your friends in Paris, France
They're freaking nuts in California
They don't wear no underpants
They'll walk all over you in New York City
Don't get me started on Amsterdam
They'll fuck you over in the Carolina's
Australia and Japan

Yeah they may be pretty
These monsters we call girls
Doesn't matter what city
They're evil all over the world

They're evil!
(Evil, evil)
All over the world
Girls are evil!
(Evil, evil)
All over the world
They always want your money
They always want your time
Their body is a weapon
And they're messing with your mind
They're evil!

They'll wreck your car driving in Daytona
Drink your booze in New Orleans
Give you a virus in your Silicon Valley
Not even sure I know what that means
Even in the great state of Texas
They'll shoot you down like Jesse James
From El Paso to Corpus Christi
They're all the same but with different names

In America they're called chicks
In England they're called birds
It doesn't matter which country
They're evil all over the world

They're evil!
(Evil, evil)
All over the world
Girls are evil!
(Evil, evil)
All over the world
They always want your money
They always want your time
Their body is a weapon
And they're messing with your mind
They're evil!

Clearly I'm just joking
And having a little fun
We wouldn't be here without them
Because even your mom is one

And mom's are evil
(Evil, evil)
All over the world
Girls are evil!
(Evil, evil)
All over the world
They always want your money
They always want your time
Their body is a weapon
And they're messing with your mind
They're evil!

(Evil)
(Evil)
Girls are evil!
(Evil)
Girls are evil!