Smokin' In The Boy's Room

(album: Yeah! - 1973)

How you doing out there? Ya ever seem to have one of those days
Where it just seems like everybody's getting on your case?
From your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend?
Well, ya know, I used to have 'em just about all the time
But I found a way to get out of 'em
Let me tell you about it!

Sitting in the classroom, thinking it's a drag
Listening to the teacher rap, just ain't my bag
The noon bells rings, you know that's my cue
I'm gonna meet the boys on floor number two!

Smoking in the boys' room
Smoking in the boys' room
Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules
But everybody knows that smoking ain't allowed in school

Checking out the halls, making sure the coast is clear
Looking in the stalls, "No, there ain't nobody here!"
Oh, my buddy Fang, and me and Paul
To get caught would surely be the death of us all

Smoking in the boys' room
Smoking in the boys' room
Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules

But everybody knows that smoking ain't allowed in school

All right!
Oh, put me to work, in the school book store
Check out counter and I got bored
Teacher was looking for me all around
Two hours later, you know where I was found

Smoking in the boys' room (yes indeed, I was)
Smoking in the boys' room
Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules
But everybody knows that smoking ain't allowed in school

One mo'!
Smoking in the boys' room
Oh, smoking in the boys' room
Smoking in the boys' room
Smoking in the boys' room
Now, teacher, I am fully aware of the rules
And everybody knows that smoking ain't allowed in school!