Nether Zombie Pigman Minecraft Rap

(album: Generation Gaming XVIII - 2019)

Pigman
My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
Let me show around the nether, Pigman
My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman hanging with my Pigman gang

And we'll be found underground deep down in the nether
Nether region covered by a brown bit of leather
With a wibble and a wobble through the purple portal
You're living in a world that'll hurt all mortals
Stay alert or you'll hurtle and fall in a gorge
And the gore that results will be awful, caution
You better be warned to be cautious
Never snort nether wart in the nether fortress

Hope you thought to have brought enough torches
This isn't the sort of resort to be thoughtless
Enduring it will take up all your resources
You could end up on the floor feeling nauseous
Did you fall for us, of course, this is courtship, no?
Soz your lordship, I thought we could all kiss
Fed up and we're bored of you calling us porkers
We're the Pigmen and we're all frigging gorgeous

Pigman
My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
Let me show around the nether, Pigman
My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman hanging with my Pigman gang
We're the Pigmen
Live in a den with other Pigmen
I consider my friends, you'll find the Pigmen
In the Obsidian dimension, where the Pigmen live in a big pig pen

The other Pigmen claim I'm a clever clogs
So let me tell you all about the other nether mobs
In the nether, I wonder whether you've ever seen a
Wither with a skeleton
With a wither skeleton
Have you ever been aghast
At a ghast as it blasts
Burning gas at your ass
That could shatter a glass
So attack!
And when the thing disappears
It can ac-tually bring you to tears
Like a sad book or some tragic news
Or perhaps a man hug from a magma cube
I assume that isn't gonna happen again
Like a baby pig sat on the back of a hen

Be warned of the lust for chasing the blaze rod
Or you'll end up more lost than a stray dog
In trouble, lava bubbles like a hot tub of Radox
You're just another name jotted in the case log
Longer than the list of the mobs in this place
There's plenty more brought friends to play with
Have you fought twenty blazes
Avoided Enderman gazes?
Attempt to make sense of the empty page
Though the map won't show how immense this cave is
Like Big Ben, it's surrounded by Pigmen
Ooh political, can you tell what I did there?

Pigman
My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
Let me show around the nether, Pigman
My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman hanging with my Pigman gang
We're the Pigmen
Live in a den with other Pigmen
I consider my friends, you'll find the Pigmen
In the Obsidian dimension, where the Pigmen live in a big pig pen

Pig pig men, pig pig men
Pig pig men, piggy pig pig men
Pig pig men, pig pig men
Piggedy piggedy piggedy piggedy pig pig men