Whatever Happened To?

(album: Singles Going Steady - 1979)

Whatever happened to twin sets
Whatever happened to hi-fi
Whatever happened to TV sex
Whatever happened to you and I

Your passion is a product
(of) highlight and detail
That come hither look
Bonus offer retail

Whatever happened to pick-up trucks
Whatever happened to yellow pages
Whatever happened to burning books
Whatever happened to new ages

Your emotions are cheap
Cut price cash and carry
Your heart on your sleeve
For any Tom, Dick or Harry

Your love is a cashed-in cheque
Oh oh that's the way of all flesh

Whatever happened to Chairman Mao
Whatever happened to God above
Whatever happened to the cow
Whatever happened to plug-in love

Your pasteurised life so fit for consumption
Ooooo those undressing eyes so strictly commercial

Your love is a cashed-in cheque
Oh oh that's the way of all flesh
All flesh
All flesh