Five-Minute Boyfriend

(album: I Stole Your Animal - 2007)

It's for kicks and it's for fame
To her it's just a silly game
Tries them out, one by one
Like shoes in a store until she's done

Five minute boyfriend, five minute boyfriend
Five minute boyfriend, he's the one
Five minute boyfriend, five minute boyfriend
Five minute boyfriend, just for fun

If he looks good, then he'll do
They'll be going out before the day is through
If he can't talk, she doesn't mind
As long as the girls say "he's so fine!"

Five minute boyfriend, five minute boyfriend
Five minute boyfriend, he's the one
Five minute boyfriend, five minute boyfriend
Five minute boyfriend, just for fun

She acts so sad when she says goodbye
But loves the attention when they see her cry
By the end of the day, she'll be laughing out loud
Looking for the next guy to make her proud

Five minute boyfriend, five minute boyfriend
Five minute boyfriend, he's the one
Five minute boyfriend, five minute boyfriend
Five minute boyfriend, just for fun