Sarah Connor

(album: Famous Last Words - 2015)

Cunts done the window in my car
Walked around the carpark screwfacing hard
Jumped in it fast, cut my arse on the glass
Started throwing shards at the people walking past (Rah)
Just so they know that I'm a few sandwiches short
Just incase one of you lot starts acting caught (Cunt)
Fuck acting cool, swords like Agincourt
In court more than Björn Borg and Lindsay Davenport
Oil pissing out the sump
Only getting like ten miles per gallon out this lump
Waiting for that chance to hit sport mode and jump
Sitting with my finger on the button like I'm Trump (Yeah)
Whip stink of skunk, but I ain't driving drunk (Nah)
True, I got this nuclear warhead in the trunk
But, full disclosure, I might have had a little bump
Just to keep focused while driving in this dump (Hahaha)
Had to slow down for the hump
Dodging potholes on these shit London roads

Yeah, snuffing these man is a cinch [?] (Yeah)
Life story directed by David Lynch (Lynch)
Mashed down this chick so hard I got a stitch
Thought I was scratching that itch but she didn't even flinch (Haha)
Seeking the truth could lead to a sticky sitch
See you found out too much and then get found in a ditch (Yeah)
They wanna keep us on the hook like the fish
Soon the poor ain't gonna have shit to eat 'xcept the rich
Yeah they love you when you're dead (Dead)
Let you have that loan, yeah they love when you're in debt
Still sitting here with this bird on her bed
And I've still got the claret all down my leg
Discussing conspiracies that I've read (Ah)
Leaving me full of existential dread
Hopped in my sled and then off I sped (Yeah)
V10 penis extension in red
I swear I've already said

Yeah, yeah