Egg

EGG!
Do you like this
EGG?
Eggstraordinary
EGG!
I don't mean to egg you on about this
EGG!
But do you eggcept this
EGG?
I've never seen something more eggceptional than this
EGG!

I'm having an eggsistential crisis
'Cuz I need to know, why is this egg
So amazing?
I'm not eggsaggerating
Boiling with eggcitement
And I don't mean to frighten
But it's all because of the eggsistence of this
EGG!

What a sunny-side up day!
Perfect in every way!
However if you try to poach my egg
I'll poach your soul!!
He's not eggspendable
Yes, I'm being intentional
Eggbert is my new best friend
He will be with me til the end

But sometimes I wonder
Would he taste good fried?
Can't get over this easy
Think I just might cry
Scrambling for solutions
But it's no use
I eggsecrate this feeling
But I know what I must do

Goodbye Eggbert
I think about you everyday
Perfect in every way
And I can't eggspress how much I miss you
Oh Eggbert
You tasted oh so great
But I'll always miss my egg!

I'll always miss my egg