HOW TO BE AN EGGDOG

Yo-yo-yolk, how are you?
Aren't you feeling so cool?
You're about to learn how to be an eggdog
We are, teacher, we are ready
Can you teach us, teacher (Ayy, ha-ha)
To be eggy eggy?

First, you've got to be true
Just to know what to do
You're one of a kind, an eggdog
We are, teacher, we are ready (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Can you teach us, teacher
To be eggy eggy?

Stretch up to the sky
I guess that's easier said than done (easier said than done)
If you eat the strawberries you'll be fine
So let's all have some fun
Come on, everyone

Eggdog
Oh, eggdog
Oh, eggdog
Oh, eggdog, eggdog, yeah

You're a sneaky little eggdogster
Aren't you, aren't you?
You're a sneaky little eggdogster
Aren't you, aren't you?
But you're eggdogus
I can feel it
So would you like a bone?

Eggdog
Oh, eggdog (eggdog)
Oh, eggdog (oh, oh, oh)
Oh, eggdog, eggdog, yeah, yeah