My Corona

(album: Viral/Viral, Vol. 1 - 2020)

I need toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper
I'm out of toilet paper, it's my Corona
I need toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper
I'm out of toilet paper, it's my Corona

Got to make a grocery run, well that sounds fun
Why'm I out here risking my life corona?
Where's a goddammed parking space
Shit, I touched my face
Wait, I think I finally caught my Corona

Stop it, don't be manic, go inside, no organic!
Oh no, all GMO, Jesus Christ, now I panic, I'll die-ie-ie-ie, whoa
M-m-m-my Corona (I'm out of toilet paper, it's my Corona)

Don't come any closer, huh, I'll mess you up
I'm just coming in for some wipes Corona
Kroger's full of empty shelves, oh what the hell
Guess I'm stocking up on boxed wine Corona

Nothing's making sense, no more friends, no more basketball
Kids are home from school, it's raining too and I'm losing my mi-i-i-mind, whoa
M-m-m-my Corona
M-m-m-my Corona

I need toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper
I'm out of toilet paper, it's my Corona
I need toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper
I'm out of toilet paper, it's my Corona

When you gonna get to me, g-get to me
Is it just a matter of time Corona
Will I kill my family in quarantine
Or is it just a game in my mind Corona

Then there's Donald Trump, what the fuck
Why you shaking hands, and keep telling us, nothing's up
That we're gonna be fi-ie-ie-ine what?

M-m-m-my Corona...
(I need toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper
I'm out of toilet paper, it's my Corona)
So sick of my Corona
M-m-m-my Corona...