Webby's World

(album: Teenage Mutant Ninja Rapper - 2009)

Ladies and gentlemen,
Boys and girls,
Get your boarding passes ready.
I'm about to take you to a place
You ain't ever been before.
Where insanity is the norm
And you can party all damn day.
Follow me!
(Ha ha...)
Step into my world.

[Chorus:]
Come, come with me.
I got anything you need.
Just follow my lead,
You'll leave early
But you see...
It's insanity.
So just step into my world.
I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.
Come, follow my steps.
No, you won't be ready
For whatever's coming up next.
We got music, drugs, and sex.
Come join on my quest,
So just step in on my world,
I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.

Come and drift in space
Bring you to a different place,
Where it is crazy,
Everybody here got explicit taste.
Every girl is beautiful,
And I could fuck all of them.
'Cause it's Webby's World,
What else are they gonna call it son?
No one's locked up
'Cause everybody's good people.
No one stops the partying
'Cause every drug is legal.
Ha! We puff blunts
Fatter than a sumo.
Till we getting lifted
Like the roof
Higher than Pluto.

'Cause Webby's World is deep within
The parallel dimensions.
So follow me
If you begin to lose your sense of direction.
Webby's World is hard to find
Unless you know the address
And only I know it
So forget searching on MapQuest.
This is madness,
I need my perscriptions
Before I start flipping,
A Vicodin should fix him.
You could try to understand what I envision,
But ain't nobody enter into the mind of Christian.

[Chorus:]
Come, come with me.
I got anything you need.
Just follow my lead,
You'll leave early
But you see...
It's insanity.
So just step into my world.
I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.
Come, follow my steps.
No, you won't be ready
For whatever's coming up next.
We got music, drugs, and sex.
Come join on my quest,
So just step in on my world,
I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.

I live in the future,
So you are history.
I'm so original
That nobody could mimic me.
Don't front to back
Kill it with my symmetry.
Like a drunk driver,
I stay hitting trees.
Touch down
On the surface of my planet,
Disabled tractor beams
Cruising steady as I land it.
A martian like Weezy,
Homie I'm just telling facts.
We're both hunted by
The mother fucking Men in Black.

So come adventure
With the Mutant Ninja Rapper.
Outdo Shredder,
'Cause I learned it from my master.
Splinter taught me how to kill it
With all of my adverbs.
Now my word play
Is enough to knock you backwards.
Pop a pill
And step into reality,
Start seeing like me,
Fuck gravity.
Follow me,
I hope you're ready girl.
I'm a bring you up to Webby's World.

[Chorus]
Come, come with me.
I got anything you need.
Just follow my lead,
You'll leave early
But you see...
It's insanity.
So just step into my world.
I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.
Come, follow my steps.
No, you won't be ready
For whatever's coming up next.
We got music, drugs, and sex.
Come join on my quest,
So just step in on my world,
I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.

Once you step into my world
You never leave.
Now jump into the world of make believe.
Tricks up my sleeve,
Now get lifted,
To a place where reality is twisted.
Nothing's what it seems,
And everything is opposite.
I will take the lead,
And baby you should follow it.
'Cause where I'm going,
You need to come.
Time to blast off now,
3, 2, 1.
Like...

[Chorus:]
Come, come with me.
I got anything you need.
Just follow my lead,
You'll leave early
But you see...
It's insanity.
So just step into my world.
I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.
Come, follow my steps.
No, you won't be ready
For whatever's coming up next.
We got music, drugs, and sex.
Come join on my quest,
So just step in on my world,
I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.

(Yep... yep...)