Accidents

(album: Mind Over Matter - 2018)

[*Phone rings*]

[Chase:] "Unknown number? Who the fucks this? Hello?"

[Girl:] "Hey Chase, it's me"

[Chase:] "Yo, wassup baby. We still down for tonight?"

[Girl:] "Well, I need to tell you something"

[Chase:] "Well tell me then, what do you mean? Are you gonna be working late tonight?"

[Girl:] "I'll tell you but you have to promise not to get mad at me"

[Chase:] "Baby you already know I'm never going to get mad at you. I love you, with my whole heart okay. Just tell me"

[Girl:] "Well... I accidentally cheated on you"

[Chase:] "Wait what?"

[Girl:] "A couple of times"

[Chase:] "A couple of times!? How do you accidentally cheat on me a couple of times?"

[Girl:] "With different people"

[Chase:] "Different people!? Man... fuck. [*call disconnects*] Fuck this. [*gun cocks*] Argh fuck life [*bang, shell hits the ground*]