Ghoul Wrangler

(album: Book Of Bad Decisions - 2018)

I hear a ruckus in the back tall shadows on the wall
Mabel, won't you wake up we got lawyers in the barn
Yes we do
All the rumors they're all true
Don't worry baby I know what to do

Many years ago there was a case of legalese
Thankfully my grandad handed down those ancient ways
Yes he did
Folk magic the real deal
Folk magic hot off the grill!

Woo!
Ghoul wrangler
Shut 'em down
Ghoul wrangler
Shut 'em down
Licensed and bonded
I should get a business card
Certified
Ghoul wrangler

I sneak up to the coop and see them chewing on the bones
Spitting backwards Latin at mobile phones
Yes they were
Frothing at the mouth like rabid beasts
Diabolical to say the least

At the sight of me they bare their flashing yellow claws
Bits of old poor Chester white falling from their maws
Yes they were
Hackles rose air grew chill
Folk magic hot off the grill!

Woo!
Ghoul wrangler
Shut 'em down
Ghoul wrangler
Shut 'em down
Licensed and bonded
I should get a business card
Certified
Ghoul wrangler

Thirteen bloody litigators feasting on the hog
My god, Mabel, we got lawyers in the barn

Twelve of them dispatched and now there's one more left to go
I track his penny loafers through the freshly fallen snow
Yes I did
I found him in the old stockyard
We got different laws down on the farm

Woo!
Ghoul wrangler
Shut 'em down
Ghoul wrangler
Shut 'em down
Licensed and bonded
I should get a business card
Big time
Ghoul wrangler

Thirteen bloody litigators feasting on the hog
My god, Mabel, we got lawyers in the barn
Thirteen bloody litigators feasting on the hog
My god, Mabel, we got lawyers in the barn