Can't Get Arrested

(album: Bad Vibes - 1993)

You've been talking in circles now for years, man
Lesson number one is change your attitude
People would like to help you

All you ever wanted was a picture with the queen
And welcome to London
When you've arrived, well you stay or you leave
Don't you know you're quite certain
Nothing is so pretty as it used to be, no indeed

Could you entertain us with a song?
With a very special melody
We could sing along
And you know you should be grateful
But I'll let it pass
Because you can't get arrested
But you could kiss my ass, in Hollywood

You've been walking in circles now for years, man
Is your foot nailed to the floor or do you like it here?
People would like to get to know you

All you ever wanted was a picture with the queen
And welcome to London
When you've arrived, well you stay or you leave
Don't you know you're quite certain
If you decide boy you'll stay on your leash
Well, we'll reward you quite handsome
When you've arrived, well you stay or you leave
Don't you know you're quite certain
Nothing is so pretty as it used to be, no indeed

Could you entertain us with a song?
With a very special melody
We could sing along
And you know you should be grateful
But I'll let it pass
Because you can't get arrested
But you could kiss my ass

You know my first instinct's
To kick you now you're down
And you come waltzing in
And think that you could push me round
Well, you know you should be grateful
Should I let it pass?
Because you can't get arrested
But you could kiss my ass, in Hollywood

Sunset and Vine
We'll have a real good time
On Sunset and Vine
You can't arrested
You can't get it on