Miss Wherever

(album: Stereotype - 2022)

If I had to put down ten dollars on it
I'd be willing to bet she's from a way out, deep down, little town in the South
The way, "I'll take a gin and tonic"
Just came slow, rolling like the Mississippi right out of her mouth
Had to take a double take and another sip of my beer when she walked in here

Looking like a "Miss Wherever-She's-From"
Give her the crown, man, she already won
It ain't no contest, that girl in that dress
With the kind of smile you only find on some
Downtown billboard or magazine
Is she East coast, West coast, or in between?
I don't know where it is but I'll tell you this
She gotta be the one that all the boys miss
Wherever she's from
Ah-yeah, wherever she's from

The way she's using her hand while she's out there dancing
Kinda wild and free like she just might be from California
But the way she asked the band for some Allen Jackson
Got me leaning a little more Georgia
But we're in Tennessee and right now she's looking at me

Looking like a "Miss Wherever-She's-From"
Give her the crown, man, she already won
It ain't no contest, that girl in that dress
With the kind of smile you only find on some
Downtown billboard or magazine
Is she East coast, West coast, or in between?
I don't know where it is but I'll tell you this
She gotta be the one that all the boys miss
Wherever she's from
Yeah, wherever she's from

Could be a Tuscaloosa, Alabama, Tucson, Arizona
Does she got a somewhere Oklahoma area code?
'Cause all I know

She's looking like a "Miss Wherever-She's-From"
Give her the crown, man, she already won
It ain't no contest, that girl in that dress
With the kind of smile you only find on some
Downtown billboard or magazine
Is she East coast, West coast, or in between?
I don't know where it is but I'll tell you this
She gotta be the one that all the boys miss
Wherever she's from
Yeah, wherever she's from
Wherever she's from