Mid-Life Chrysler

(album: Never Going Back - 2009)

You won't catch him painting
High dollar highlights in his hair
Or knocking down walls in a mall
Looking for a hip shirt to wear

And he ain't in the market
For a jet black on black, look at that bed
Or lusting over some young brown eyed
Bombshell brunette

But every once in a while
After four or five days cutting corn in a row
He'll back the tractor in the barn
Shut 'er down and say
"Time to sow some wild oats"

He'll pull that car around, wife comes running out
She slides across the seat, no place he'd rather be
Than right there beside her, in his mid-life Chrysler

He's got buddies his age
In a phase trying to turn back time
They got lawyers and ladies lined up
To take a chunk of their back side

Meanwhile he and his bride
Of twenty five years going strong
Are busy steaming up windows
Like a couple of kids doing something wrong

But every once in a while
After four or five days cutting corn in a row
He'll back the tractor in the barn
Shut 'er down and say
"Time to sow some wild oats"

He'll pull that car around, wife comes running out
She slides across the seat, no place he'd rather be
Than right there beside her, in his mid-life Chrysler

Every once in a while
After four or five days cutting corn in a row
He'll back the tractor in the barn
Shut 'er down and say
"Time to sow some wild oats"

He'll pull that car around, wife comes running out
She slides across the seat, no place he'd rather be
Than right there beside her, in his mid-life Chrysler

Got a mid-life Chrysler
Got her right there beside him
Chrysler, Chrysler