Diggin'

(album: Chicken & Biscuits - 2010)

hes got a back hoe its caterpillar yeller
hes a heller rockafeller with drink a story teller
with a DUI hes illegal to drive
but he legally drinks and gets illegally high
then one night while hes up in the sky
he looked at that back hoe ask himself why not
im gonna drive that thing its a loop hole man
this DUI don't contain
im gonna drive it to the bar down on main street now

hes diggin
gotta hot little honey hangin outta that cab
diggin
got the windows tented and a base tune hittin it
diggin
creeper past the po po incognito like joe dirt
thats how hes livin lifes a garden man
and hes just diggin

hes wearin a cat hat with a meow meow kitty
rolls up in the club pimpin like Denny
with tha beer trippin just sippin ol sud
puttin the shots back trippin with with a bud
hes was 10 beers in about 12 o clock
but to all the girls whos startin to flock
he said hey ladies time to go home
we cant stay here who wants to go
about then the vala pulled that back hoe up now

hes diggin
got 3 little honeys hangin outta that cab
diggin
got the windows tented and a base tune hittin like
diggin
creeper past the po po incognito like joe dirt
thats how hes livin lifes a garden man
and hes just diggin

was about 2:35 around 2:45
he was tryin to find his address 2:55
he was drunk as a skunk and high as a kite
swervin right and left when they flipped the blue lights
trooper said boy i aint tryin to be hatin
but your operatin intoxicatin violatin every bit of the law
he said officer no im just

diggin
look at all them honeys hangin outta that cab
diggin
with the windows tented and a base tune hittin like
diggin
beggin yo yo po po you gotta let me go yo like joe dirt
thats how hes livin lifes a garden man
and hes just diggin

yo yo po po ya gotta let me go yo
yo yo po po ya gotta let me go yo
come on now officer
ya know im just tryin to make it home
i dont mean to cause no problems
but i got all these girls i gotta get em home safe
thats what any ol country boy would do
i promise im going home right now
just let me come on now
everythings gonna be fine
we just out here diggin a lil bit
dig ha ha ha ha ha