Don't Get Funny With Me

(album: Look Mom, No Head! - 1991)

You think you're funny. But, your face beat you to it. You look like something. In the Bronx Zoo. It ain't no joke. You're very chimpanzee. Don't monkey with Tarzan. And don't get funny with me. I see by your outfit. You're a cowgirl. When I say hyaw! I'm talking 'bout now, girl. I'm a whip cracking daddy. And I don't mean please. Aim for the bucket. And don't get funny with me. Don't get funny with me. Don't get funny with me. The jokes on you. Don't get funny with me. You're gonna get a stiff neck. Looking way down here. You're gonna fall off that pedestal. And land on the mirror. You're gonna break that thing. You ain't no beauty queen. You done broke my brownie. Now, don't get funny with me. You're the life o' the party. And a million laughs. You know karate. And some witchcraft. You know rope tricks. From the exotic east. Don't fool with Fu Manchu. And don't get funny with me.