Tough Guy

(album: Tales From The Crypt - 2019)

You a tough guy
Talking shit behind a screen
Yeah, you tough guy
Acting like you are the king
Yeah, you a tough guy
Now put that barrel to your teeth
Meet me in person
I guarantee you won't say that shit to me
Yeah, you a tough guy

Sitting behind the binds of his keyboard
It's bedtime Billy boy
He must be bored
So he goes beast mode
And tweets those weak jokes
Calling these hoes broke
Even though he's in street clothes
Oh please, Lord
Take him back
We don't need
Anymore of these little trolling acts
Like Steph Curry
He don't start start shooting
Till he has the screen
To protect his ass
He's a keyboard warrior
Stares so much at the screen
That it starts to burn
His cornea
I can see the whore in ya
Meaning that you seeking attention so much
You become a dick and absorb it up
Bitch, I'm a sorcerer
I'll castaway your ass
Like your last name was Hanks
You could've been great
But you've got no will
So you won't reach the bank
But I'm at the bank
Counting franks in the back of the vault
While you probly hating
That your life ain't great
Acting like it's my fault
Yesterday I scrolled through the comments
And what did I see?
A bunch of no face talentless no name
Bitches bitching at me
Saying this and saying that
"I'ma kill Crypt
I'ma kick his ass
I'ma fuck his bitch
He's so fat
He can suck a dick
He don't know rap"
Till I comment back
And they act surprised
"Crypt, you're actually a nice guy
I'll admit it
I just didn't think you'd see it
Let alone go and reply
Can you follow back?
I've had a rough night
You're not even fat
You're just plus sized
I'm sorry man
I won't say it again
I'm just fan who's bug eyed
Not a

Tough guy
Talking shit behind a screen
Yeah, you tough guy
Acting like you are the king
Yeah, you a tough guy
Now put that barrel to your teeth
Meet me in person
I guarantee you won't say that shit to me
Yeah, you a tough guy
Talking shit behind a screen
Yeah, you tough guy
Acting like you are the king
Yeah, you a tough guy
Till I put that barrel to your teeth
Meet me in person
I guarantee you won't say that shit to me
Yeah, you a tough guy

But the one filled with fluff kind
On the inside you soft and sweet
Like a buckeye
What the fuck guy?
Once I reply
You might suck on me
Like a tick
Does my pumps eye
But I got front line, combined
With the bloodline of a dog
Biting bitches with my canines
If they ain't right
You coulda been a part of this
But sierra missed
Like a fake Sprite
Cause I'm greatness in the making
You just a basic plain jane
That is hating
And the day that I make
I'ma make sure
That my name makes way
To your fan base fake playlist (Woo!)
Oh man got my swag on
You don't like that?
You jealous and mad?
All in one, like an iMac
Touchy like an iPad
Mad like a one eyed guy
With an eye patch
Cause I rap fast
My dad said
You are what I laugh at (ha)
Cause I know if you met me
You would like me
But you pissed me off
And the chance of forgiveness
Is highly unlikely
So next time
You wanna act big and bad
Think of writing cause you must write
I'll call you on it
With the pen and the pad
And give you the addy
So you can come fight
But you no

Tough guy
Talking shit behind a screen
Yeah, you tough guy
Acting like you are the king
Yeah, you a tough guy
Now put that barrel to your teeth
Meet me in person
I guarantee you won't say that shit to me
Yeah, you a tough guy
Talking shit behind a screen
Yeah, you tough guy
Acting like you are the king
Yeah, you a tough guy
Till I put that barrel to your teeth
I guarantee you won't say that shit to me
Yeah, you a tough guy