Saggy Diaper Blues

(album: The Life And Times Of Mike Fanning - 2000)

My Mama took my bottle
She took away my apple juice
I said, my Mama took my bottle
She took away my apple juice
I got something squishy in my tushie
I got myself them saggy diaper blues

Oh, say my nanny up and left me
I can't find that girl nowhere
Oh, say my nanny up and left me
I can't find that woman nowhere
So I'm just sitting here in my high chair, crying
Putting SpaghettiOs in my hair

I say, my Papa turned off the TV
He took my "Barney" show away
I said, my no good, low down daddy dog, daddy turned off the TV
He took my "Barney" show away
And he won't let me watch the Teletubbies
'Cause he said Tinky Winky's gay

Boom, boom, boom, what's that in my room?
I smell something, ain't no perfume
Look in the trunk, and what do I find?
Ain't no spare tire got a stinky behind!
Mama, Mama, Mama
It's hanging down to my shoes
Better hurry up and change me
I got them saggy diaper blues

Saggy diaper blues!