Aunt Maudie's Fun Garden

Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
It's the talk of the town, yeah
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Aunt Maudie ain't never gonna live it down

Aunt Maudie has a garden
There, she toils and labors
Every night, she turns on her light
And sometimes a few of her neighbors
Smoke pours from her parlor
To the yards of the elite
Girls and boys making lots of noise
But nobody moves to another street, ha

Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
It's the talk of the town, yeah
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Aunt Maudie ain't never gonna live it down

One night I heard a siren
Her garden was on fire
Children scurrying and people hurrying
In their sleeping attire
Folks started breathing deeply
Nobody showed concern
'Cause the only sound as they gathered round was
"Burn, baby, burn"

You shoulda seen that fire chief
When he saw his volunteers
Roasting weenies and standing, singing
"Hey, the gang's all here"
And all them wealthy people
With grins from ear to ear
Victims of the accidental
Atmosphere, haha

Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
It's the talk of the town, yeah
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Aunt Maudie ain't never gonna live it down

Aunt Maudie, she got busted
But instead of doing time
The judge had her committed
And they covered up her crime
Folks dug up her garden
And cleaned the whole thing out
Aunt Maudie's gone, but folks at home
They still keep a-talking about, ha

Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
Aunt Maudie's fun garden
It's the talk of the town, yeah