Cruelboarders (Garage)

(album: Demo Disk - 2020)

(Cruelboarders!)

Learn to skate or learn to die
But I'm not that good so I don't know why
These punks make fun of me
And I'm banned from the skate community

I've been playing Tony Hawk since the day I was born
But when I go to skateparks, I'm just ignored
My only problem is that I can't land on the board
Why the fuck can't I land on the goddamn board?

I bought a copy of Thrasher Magazine
Now I'm part of the lingo, I'm part of the scene
I hate cops and I want tattoos
Green Day sucks, not Blink-182

I can't Ollie yet, but I'm getting it down
Trying to get sponsored from this shop downtown
So you can take your car to work, I'll take my board
I deserve some kind of award

(Cruelboarders!)
(Cruelboarders!)

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