2011

(album: I Need Some Space - 2019)

I wish I woke up on the wrong side of the bed
Then I wouldn't have opened my eyes wrapped around my toilet

When I drink with my friends we drink more than we should
I drink them under the table and through the woods
To grandmother's liquor cabinet we go
We go, we go, we go

I wish I woke up on the wrong side of the bed
Then I wouldn't have opened my eyes wrapped around my toilet

And I lost my voice to screaming or smoking
Every morning I tell myself that I'm done with drinking
But in a couple of hours, we all know that I'll be drinking again
Again, again, again

I'm destined for car wreck and unsteady paychecks
Failed relationships, you know that I'll always be average
I'll always be average

It's not my party so I won't cry even if I want to
It's not my party so I won't hit on or throw up on you
It's not a party when two guys gotta do coke off a TV
It's not my party so I think I'll just stay home and sleep